Why:
1. do people only hit on me over the internet?
2. is natalie imbruglia in a movie with mr. bean?
3. do i looked like a fucking japanese schoolgirl?
4. do i smell like men's cologne?
5. is the 80s back?
a. is that good?
6. are instant messenger conversations so twisted?
a. trishpitty: i'm the town trampoline
trishpitty: [visual aid here]
trishpitty: i'm the town merry-go-round
trishpitty: i'm the town carnival
jewelbox21: you're the town all-in-one whorehouse
trishpitty: haha... nice... "all in one"
7. is everyone not here?