Four things

One. My dad is cooking octopus right now and it smells like fucking POOP steaming in a pot.
Two. My IQ is 120. Find out yours.
Three. I bought the new David Sedaris book this weekend and it is like fucking GOLD steaming in a pot. And the cool thing is, I had already heard most of it when I saw him in Cincinnati last year.
Four. Saw the new Harry Potter movie today. I can't wait to see it again (hint, hint, winky face).