A little teaser

There was a boy on a bike speeding through Cook Field. He had a red sweater and denim jeans on. His hair was perfectly mussed up and his cheeks were reddened from the cold. But what made me stop and look at him as I sat in the bus that smelled like fish, was his red-and-green checkered boxer shorts that peeked from underneath his jeans. It appeared as if he had taken a few minutes before leaving to look at his ass in the mirror, and pull out his boxers just so, just a little teaser. But I had the feeling that he had no idea, and this innocent sexiness was all the more appealing to me.

That and he was a dead ringer for this manwich.