[:cougar coupling:] This story needs to be repeated. Over and over again.
Friday night, on the CAPP van, we are obstructed from leaving the Dennison parking lot by a Cougar that's parked rather half-assed. To maneuver himself out, Steve the CAPP van driver, had to keep backing up and moving forward. And do you know what the van sounds like backing up? That's right. BEEP BEEP BEEP. The third time we moved up to the car, Steve pointed out that it was rocking back and forth, and it ain't coz of the wind. We then noticed that the windows were a bit steamy, and there was definitely, er, some action going on inside the car. So we waved at the fornicaters and made our merry way out the parking lot. And, oh yeah, the girl that works the radio (there a technical term for that?) definitely informed the police about some "parking obstruction" ... hehe.